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GAME RESULTS & HIGHLIGHTS
DATE
TIME
VISITOR
vs.
HOME
FIELD
   9/23
10:00 AM   
   Brewers  (4)
vs.
   Mudcats  (15)
   Franklin
Glorious Leader met with the Mundcats representatives to sign the denuclearization deal with the league. Provided the league honors the terms this uneasy truce will most likely last through the winter months. Sleep well CABL.
   9/19
7:00 PM   
   Bye  ()
vs.
   Brewers  ()
   
   9/16
9:00 AM   
   Orioles  (0)
vs.
   Brewers  (7)
   Bicentennial Park
Glorious Leader woke up in a foul mood and lead the mighty Brewers into battle with the Orioles at Bicentennial today. His fury was more than any opponent who stood in his way could handle and any avian foe was dispatched with extreme prejudice!
   9/16
11:30 AM   
   Brewers  (4)
vs.
   Blue Jays  (2)
   Bicentennial Park
The Blue Jays attempted an end-around, thinking they could easily defeat the Brew Crew after playing a game prior. Glorious Leader gave his most rousing speech of the season to rally the troops and lay waste to the next avian enemy. Victory forever!
   9/12
7:00 PM   
   Brewers  (12)
vs.
   Flying Pigs  (16)
   Fenway
Glorious Leader stormed Fenway Park for the third time to great success. The Flying Pig Dogs were no match for the offensive onslaught the Brewers put on and any rumors of moon shots by the Pigs are #fakenews.
   9/9
9:30 AM   
   Brewers  ()
vs.
   Flying Pigs  ()
   Testerman
The Flying Pig Dogs have earned another reprieve from Glorious Leaderís wrath. The field has been deemed unplayable by the MSM , therefore a rainout has been declared. Sleep well Pig Dogs.
   9/5
7:00 PM   
   Flying Pigs  ()
vs.
   Brewers  ()
   Fenway
rained out
   8/29
7:00 PM   
   Flying Pigs  ()
vs.
   Brewers  ()
   Fenway
My prediction? Rain! So much we donít play. Rain out!
   8/26
9:30 AM   
   Brewers  (0)
vs.
   Bulls  (13)
   Schuler Sycamore Twp
The lowly Bulls were at first magnanimous in honoring the birth of the next CABL commisioner, Kim Ethan Un, but then made an attempt at recruiting the new Sun King to their ranks to no avail. Congrats fearless leader.
   8/22
6:15 PM   
   Pirates  (10)
vs.
   Brewers  (4)
   Schuler Sycamore Twp
Glorious Leader's fury burns brighter than the sun on the right side of the field by the lies the Pirates spew above. A complete game?! He only pitched 7 innings! Kim Scott Un will remember this folly as the Brewers continue their CABL domination!
   8/19
9:30 AM   
   Rangers  (5)
vs.
   Brewers  (1)
   Foundation
Someone tried to tell Glorious Leader who the boss was once. Once! They were quickly rounded up by Kim Goon Unís storm troopers and have never been heard from again. I hope the Rangers sleep well tonight, for it will be their last outside of the camps.
   8/15
6:15 PM   
   Orioles  ()
vs.
   Brewers  ()
   Sycamore High School
Glorious Leader spared the Orioles another defeat at his hands by sending rain to Sycamore High School. Use this RAIN OUT to think about his generosity but also fear his wrath after 2 consecutive washouts. He will not be stopped!
   8/12
9:30 AM   
   Brewers  ()
vs.
   DeerField  ()
   Testerman
   8/8
6:15 PM   
   Bulls  (4)
vs.
   Brewers  (0)
   Schuler Sycamore Twp
Kim Scott Un's leadership was on full display tonight. He was able to turn the Bulls strength's into weaknesses and led the mighty Brew Crew to a crushing win, which, if my math is correct, marks the Bulls 20th loss of the season!
   8/5
9:30 AM   
   Brewers  (3)
vs.
   Reds  (16)
   McNicholas High School
Glorious Leader bequeathed his power to his Minister of Strategy, who used this great honor to hit a ball so hard it is currently being tracked by NASA. Los Rojos were so deflated by this that they walked off of the field in shame. Another great victory!
   8/1
8:30 PM   
   Brewers  (14)
vs.
   Pirates  (10)
   Riverfront
A double agent tried to infiltrate the Brewers inner circle last winter but Glorious Leader smelled a rat. He allowed the ruse to go on, waiting until this very moment to lay waste to the agent and his affable Pirates. Fear his power CABL!
   7/29
9:30 AM   
   Brewers  (23)
vs.
   Flying Pigs  (4)
   Loveland
Glorious Leader was in a merciless mood today. His edict to destroy every pitcher the Flying Pig Dogs sent at him extended to before the game even started. They tried to negotiate to stop the onslaught but Kim Scott Un only brought more fire and fury!
   7/25
6:15 PM   
   Brewers  (3)
vs.
   Hustle  (10)
   Riverfront
Glorious Leader's mercy was on full display last night. He felt that the hapless Hustle were being demoralized by his dominance and ended the game after 2 hours of constant offensive volleys. Praise be our Leader!
   7/22
9:30 AM   
   Brewers  ()
vs.
   Yankees  ()
   Sycamore High School
   7/18
6:15 PM   
   Dodgers  (8)
vs.
   Brewers  (7)
   Crosley
Glorious Leader showed supreme patience toward the hapless Dodgers yesterday. He toyed with them for hours on the field and then for many more in the parking lot before finally dispatching them with extreme prejudice.
   7/15
10:00 AM   
   Mudcats  (15)
vs.
   Brewers  (12)
   Deer Park High School
The Mundcats attempted a feeble end-around today using their greatest warrior from the junior mafia but were roundly defeated by Glorious Leaderís second division. His leadership will continue to help the mighty Brewers in their quest to win the CABL.
   7/11
6:30 PM   
   Brewers  (5)
vs.
   Knights  (2)
   Franklin
Glorious Leader's defensive genius knows no bounds! The situation mentioned below was actually a quadruple play (4,4,3,2,5) which the rules of modern baseball do not allow for. Abner Doubleday can expect his execution to be slow and painful.
   7/8
9:30 AM   
   Brewers  (2)
vs.
   Blue Jays  (1)
   Heritage Park #2
The Blue Jays stance toward the peace negotiations angered Glorious Leader today. He was insulted by their unwillingness to bow before him and sent out his mightiest warriors to defeat them. Prison rules will be in effect for the rest of the season.
   7/1
9:30 AM   
   Sting  (20)
vs.
   Brewers  (11)
   Finneytown
Ah, the Stink believed our lies that our nuclear program had been dismantled. Little did they know the fury that Glorious Leader would rain down upon them from all sides. The withering onslaught has crushed their will to fight until next weekend.
   6/28
6:30 PM   
   Reds  (4)
vs.
   Brewers  (1)
   Finneytown
The Reds thought they had escaped Glorious Leaderís wrath. Alas they were wrong and the interlopers have been sent to the camps. Their family lines will be erased for eternity!
   6/27
6:30 PM   
   Rangers  ()
vs.
   Brewers  ()
   Mt Healthy HS Sports Complex
Glorious Leader will not give the lowly Rangers the dignity of a defeat at his benevolent hand. He has declared a RAIN OUT and will have the Mt Healthy Sports Complex razed instead. All hail his might!
   6/24
9:30 AM   
   Brewers  ()
vs.
   Pirates  ()
   Mt Healthy HS Sports Complex
The game will not be played at Mt. Healthy due to rain. RAIN OUT!
   6/20
6:15 PM   
   DeerField  (11)
vs.
   Brewers  (3)
   Crosley
Deerfield felt the full wrath of Glorious Leader last night. Their insolence was rewarded by being sent to the camps to play another game while the Brewers celebrated another victory in the parking lot.
   6/17
9:30 AM   
   Brewers  (10)
vs.
   Orioles  (8)
   Heritage Park #3
Cunning Leader reignited the war games at Heritage #3, stunning the Orioles with his fire and fury. He even allowed them to believe they had a chance to win until the Minister of Propaganda slammed the door with maybe the greatest play in CABL history.
   6/13
6:30 PM   
   Roosters  ()
vs.
   Brewers  ()
   Deer Park High School
Glorious Leader has called an end to the war games at DPHS due to the RAIN OUT. No beers will be crushed in the parking lot tonight while all sides near a conclusion to the peace accord.
   6/10
9:30 AM   
   Brewers  ()
vs.
   Suds  ()
   Heritage Park #3
Glorious Leader declared a moratorium on games today in order to focus on the "peace" accords in Singapore. Little do they know that by "peace" he means "fire will rain down on all Brewers opponents!" Did I say that out loud?
   6/6
6:30 PM   
   Blue Jays  (18)
vs.
   Brewers  (3)
   North College Hill
An old North Korean saying "sometimes you're the hammer, sometimes you're the nail" was on display tonight. Glorious Leader was the hammer, shining in the darkness to ward off the feeble attempts of the Blue Jays in their attempt to defeat the Brewers.
   6/3
10:00 AM   
   Dayton Braves  (18)
vs.
   Brewers  (7)
   Franklin
Fearless Leader's rallying cry of "it's 9-1, shut the hell up!" was all the mighty Brewers needed to take out the hapless Dayton Braves. The doubt sowed by that statement was too much for them to overcome and they became the next victim to his might!
   5/30
8:30 PM   
   Flying Pigs  ()
vs.
   Brewers  ()
   Crosley
Glorious Leader has given a reprieve to the Reds and Flying Pigs today in the form of a RAIN OUT. There will be no games played at Crosley Field due to said RAIN. It is OUT of everyone's hands now.
   5/30
6:15 PM   
   Reds  ()
vs.
   Brewers  ()
   Crosley
Glorious Leader has given a reprieve to the Reds and Flying Pigs today in the form of a RAIN OUT. There will be no games played at Crosley Field due to said RAIN. It is OUT of everyone's hands now.
   5/23
6:30 PM   
   Brewers  (4)
vs.
   Mudcats  (10)
   Franklin
Again an opponent tried the patience of Glorious Leader and once again they were vanquished! He sent his hitman, Kim Goon Un, to round up the Mudcat usurpers and, needless to say their stain will not be seen ever again.
   5/20
9:30 AM   
   Brewers  (11)
vs.
   Dodgers  (7)
   Foundation
Oh yes, we will keep making the entire league pay. The mighty Brewers and Glorious Leader overwhelmed the Dodgers with our unstoppable offense that struck fear into the hearts of our foes. Kim Scott Un will continue the onslaught for years to come!
   5/16
6:15 PM   
   Brewers  (0)
vs.
   Meridians  (10)
   Crosley
Peace accord? PEACE ACCORD?! There is no peace with Glorious Leader, only destruction. The hapless Meridians walked right into our trap last night and met their fiery demise as the mighty Brewers winning streak extends to infinity!
   5/6
11:00 AM   
   Knights  (1)
vs.
   Brewers  (11)
   Schoolhouse
Once again the Mighty Brewers travel to distant lands and lay waste to their unsuspecting victims. This week the Knights were no match for Glorious Leader's fighting spirit and heroics! Wait.. we actually won?
   4/29
9:30 AM   
   Colt 45  (13)
vs.
   Brewers  (3)
   North College Hill
Donít believe the #fakenews talking about reconciliation or peace accords. Prison rules have been instituted and the camps will be filled with all Colt 45ís! Glorious leader will end many bloodlines tonight. Rest easy Colts, for it will be your last.
   4/22
9:30 AM   
   Brewers  (1)
vs.
   Hooks  (12)
   Heritage Park #3
Oh how the mighty have fallen! Glorious leader and his perfect batting average marched in to Heritage Park to dismantle the defending champions. The only thing louder than their sobs was the gunfire in the distance celebrating Kim Scott Unís power!